Wow!

I really haven't updated this thing in a month? I will get on that immediately...in a day or two.

I have learned one significant thing in the past month, and it is this:

Easter tradition in the Czech Republic dictates that men fashion sticks out of willow and then chase girls through a field while whipping them.
If a girl does not get whipped, she will become infertile.

Note to women:
Although I'm not a religious man, I will be celebrating Easter this year. On the metro. My collection of willow whips will surpass all reasonable boundaries.