Tuesday, December 4, 2007

French Gaffe #20,000

Recently, I've been getting bored with normal French and have been attempting to use more cool slang.
I usually fail.
Most recent example:

I'm about to sit down with my friends for pizza. I want to think of a cool way to say "I'll sit down right here."

Me: Je me gare le fion ici!

(silence)

French guy: I think the English translation for what you just said would be, "I'm parking my asshole here."


Oops. Well, that was exactly what I wanted to say. Seriously.

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