I have stepped in dog poo three times in the last 24 hours, which is pretty heroic even by my standards. One of the incidents was so catastrophic, that I was forced to throw out a pair of Pumas after many attempts at salvation.
I also spilled eggroll sauce all over my sheet music.
Stupid Paris.
Although I guess the eggroll thing was my own damn fault. And China's.
Stupid Hu Jintao.
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